Caleb and Elijah On Easter morning 2009.
Monday, April 20, 2009
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
New Biz! New Ways to Save Bucks!!
Okay, listen up familial units! I have a new business venture up and running and everybody who partakes will save money.
All you have to do is go to Popcorn Trail Travel to see what I mean. If you're gonna travel, please check my site for prices on everything from the flight to the hotel to the rental car. You can also order flowers on there and buy tickets to concerts and games and all sorts of stuff!
It really is the coolest thing since, well...since popcorn, so please go check it out.
Now, as if that's not cool enough, along with that as part of my business, I can offer all you guys a free membership in the coolest online shopping system to ever hit the web! It's called Aisle19 and if you click right there you can learn more about it. Just suffice it to say, you'll save bigtime on all the things you were gonna buy anyways.
Stores, like Kohls, Walmart, Kmart, Staples, Home Depot, etc. I really did save 42 dollars the other day on my printer's ink. You guys know how expensive that stuff is. It was over 60 dollars everywhere I checked. I had to get all 4 colors for my new fax machine. Then, I remembered AISLE 19!! I shopped around on there and finally found it for $18.41 and that was including tax. Did I mention it was free shipping and I got it in 5 days. I bout died!
Thing is, you have to be invited on. No strings. Nothing but savings when you shop on there. Please, click here to check it out. Or just click here to go directly to sign up for your free account.
One more thing, PopcorntrailTravel is really like 2 separate businesses. One is to sell travel at PopcornTrailTravel.com and the other is to sell the travel sites at PopcornTrailTravel.biz where you can watch 2 videos: 1 describing the marketing opportunity and the other describes the company. It's pretty cool. Anybody interested in a home-based business with an unbelievably low investment may want to check it out.
Okay, that's all. I hope everybody is doing very well and I look forward to our next gatherin!
Hugs and love to everybody!
All you have to do is go to Popcorn Trail Travel to see what I mean. If you're gonna travel, please check my site for prices on everything from the flight to the hotel to the rental car. You can also order flowers on there and buy tickets to concerts and games and all sorts of stuff!
It really is the coolest thing since, well...since popcorn, so please go check it out.
Now, as if that's not cool enough, along with that as part of my business, I can offer all you guys a free membership in the coolest online shopping system to ever hit the web! It's called Aisle19 and if you click right there you can learn more about it. Just suffice it to say, you'll save bigtime on all the things you were gonna buy anyways.
Stores, like Kohls, Walmart, Kmart, Staples, Home Depot, etc. I really did save 42 dollars the other day on my printer's ink. You guys know how expensive that stuff is. It was over 60 dollars everywhere I checked. I had to get all 4 colors for my new fax machine. Then, I remembered AISLE 19!! I shopped around on there and finally found it for $18.41 and that was including tax. Did I mention it was free shipping and I got it in 5 days. I bout died!
Thing is, you have to be invited on. No strings. Nothing but savings when you shop on there. Please, click here to check it out. Or just click here to go directly to sign up for your free account.
One more thing, PopcorntrailTravel is really like 2 separate businesses. One is to sell travel at PopcornTrailTravel.com and the other is to sell the travel sites at PopcornTrailTravel.biz where you can watch 2 videos: 1 describing the marketing opportunity and the other describes the company. It's pretty cool. Anybody interested in a home-based business with an unbelievably low investment may want to check it out.
Okay, that's all. I hope everybody is doing very well and I look forward to our next gatherin!
Hugs and love to everybody!
Saturday, March 21, 2009
We celebrate Roberts 1st Birthday with a big bash. He didn't really care for the toys as much as he did the clothes! Amazing. He didn't have a nap that day, but he was a good boy. He is such a joyful little guy! Thomas was worried that he would get choked on the cake so he watched him close. He as most of you know has been walking since the day after Christmas and now is running every where. He is a riot! 
Monday, March 16, 2009
Friday, March 6, 2009
A WOMAN'S WEEK AT THE GYM If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine.
Dear Diary,
For my birthday this year, my Husband (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me.
Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try.
I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Christo, who identified himself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear.
My husband seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress.
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MONDAY:
Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Christo waiting for me. He is something of a Greek god - with blond hair, dancing eyes and a dazzling white smile. Woo Hoo!!
Christo gave me a tour and showed me the machines. I enjoyed watching the skillful way in which he conducted his aerobics class after my workout today. Very inspiring!
Christo was encouraging as I did my sit-ups, although my gut was already aching from holding it in the whole time he was around. This is going to be a FANTASTIC week!!
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TUESDAY:
I drank a whole pot of coffee, but I finally made it out the door.
Christo made me lie on my back and push a heavy iron bar into the air then he put weights on it! My legs were a little wobbly on the treadmill, but I made the full mile. His rewarding smile made it all worthwhile. I feel GREAT!! It's a whole new life for me.
_______________________________
WEDNESDAY:
The only way I can brush my teeth is by laying the toothbrush on the counter and moving my mouth back and forth over it. I believe I have a hernia in both pectorals. Driving was OK as long as I didn't try to steer or stop. I parked on top of a GEO in the club parking lot.
Christo was impatient with me, insisting that my screams bothered other club members. His voice is a little too perky for that early in the morning and when he scolds, he gets this nasally whine that is VERY annoying.
My chest hurt when I got on the treadmill, so Christo put me on the stair monster. Why the hell would anyone invent a machine to simulate an activity rendered obsolete by elevators? Christo told me it would help me get in shape and enjoy life. He said some other shit too.
_______________________________
THURSDAY:
Asshole was waiting for me with his vampire-like teeth exposed as his thin, cruel lips were pulled back in a full snarl. I couldn't help being a half an hour late - it took me that long to tie my shoes.
He took me to work out with dumbbells. When he was not looking, I ran and hid in the restroom. He sent some skinny bitch to find me. Then, as punishment, he put me on the rowing machine -- which I sank.
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FRIDAY:
I hate that bastard Christo more than any human being has ever hated any other human being in the history of the world. Stupid, skinny, anemic, anorexic little aerobic instructor. If there was a part of my body I could move without unbearable pain, I would beat him with it.
Christo wanted me to work on my triceps. I don't have any triceps! And if you don't want dents in the floor, don't hand me the damn barbells or anything that weighs more than a sandwich.
The treadmill flung me off and I landed on a health and nutrition teacher. Why couldn't it have been someone softer, like the drama coach or the choir director?
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SATURDAY:
Satan left a message on my answering machine in his grating, shrilly voice wondering why I did not show up today. Just hearing his voice made me want to smash the machine with my planner; however, I lacked the strength to even use the TV remote and ended up catching eleven straight hours of the Weather Channel.
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SUNDAY:
I'm having the Church van pick me up for services today so I can go and thank GOD that this week is over. I will also pray that next year my husband will choose a gift for me that is fun -- like a root canal or a hysterectomy. I still say if God had wanted me to bend over, he would have
sprinkled the floor with diamonds!!!
Send this to a friend who needs to laugh. We all need a good laugh
No offense to you occupation Lindy. But, this was just to funny not to pass on.
Dear Diary,
For my birthday this year, my Husband (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me.
Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try.
I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Christo, who identified himself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear.
My husband seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress.
________________________________
MONDAY:
Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Christo waiting for me. He is something of a Greek god - with blond hair, dancing eyes and a dazzling white smile. Woo Hoo!!
Christo gave me a tour and showed me the machines. I enjoyed watching the skillful way in which he conducted his aerobics class after my workout today. Very inspiring!
Christo was encouraging as I did my sit-ups, although my gut was already aching from holding it in the whole time he was around. This is going to be a FANTASTIC week!!
________________________________
TUESDAY:
I drank a whole pot of coffee, but I finally made it out the door.
Christo made me lie on my back and push a heavy iron bar into the air then he put weights on it! My legs were a little wobbly on the treadmill, but I made the full mile. His rewarding smile made it all worthwhile. I feel GREAT!! It's a whole new life for me.
_______________________________
WEDNESDAY:
The only way I can brush my teeth is by laying the toothbrush on the counter and moving my mouth back and forth over it. I believe I have a hernia in both pectorals. Driving was OK as long as I didn't try to steer or stop. I parked on top of a GEO in the club parking lot.
Christo was impatient with me, insisting that my screams bothered other club members. His voice is a little too perky for that early in the morning and when he scolds, he gets this nasally whine that is VERY annoying.
My chest hurt when I got on the treadmill, so Christo put me on the stair monster. Why the hell would anyone invent a machine to simulate an activity rendered obsolete by elevators? Christo told me it would help me get in shape and enjoy life. He said some other shit too.
_______________________________
THURSDAY:
Asshole was waiting for me with his vampire-like teeth exposed as his thin, cruel lips were pulled back in a full snarl. I couldn't help being a half an hour late - it took me that long to tie my shoes.
He took me to work out with dumbbells. When he was not looking, I ran and hid in the restroom. He sent some skinny bitch to find me. Then, as punishment, he put me on the rowing machine -- which I sank.
_________________________________
FRIDAY:
I hate that bastard Christo more than any human being has ever hated any other human being in the history of the world. Stupid, skinny, anemic, anorexic little aerobic instructor. If there was a part of my body I could move without unbearable pain, I would beat him with it.
Christo wanted me to work on my triceps. I don't have any triceps! And if you don't want dents in the floor, don't hand me the damn barbells or anything that weighs more than a sandwich.
The treadmill flung me off and I landed on a health and nutrition teacher. Why couldn't it have been someone softer, like the drama coach or the choir director?
________________________________
SATURDAY:
Satan left a message on my answering machine in his grating, shrilly voice wondering why I did not show up today. Just hearing his voice made me want to smash the machine with my planner; however, I lacked the strength to even use the TV remote and ended up catching eleven straight hours of the Weather Channel.
________________________________
SUNDAY:
I'm having the Church van pick me up for services today so I can go and thank GOD that this week is over. I will also pray that next year my husband will choose a gift for me that is fun -- like a root canal or a hysterectomy. I still say if God had wanted me to bend over, he would have
sprinkled the floor with diamonds!!!
Send this to a friend who needs to laugh. We all need a good laugh
No offense to you occupation Lindy. But, this was just to funny not to pass on.
Monday, March 2, 2009
Overwhelmed

This is how I feel. Do any of you ever feel like your life is out of control? We had such a wild weekend with sickness and chores to get done around the house that I feel like this is what I look like.
I was home with both kids today. They were sick and I looked like this cat. I know it's not Friday but at this point I wish it were!
Love to all, Missy
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
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